Thursday, August 25, 2011

Somebody Tell Mugabe

to do something about that skid mark under his nose.  I mean, really.  That caterpillar makes Hitler's soup strainer look downright luxurious.  That's the thing about dictators of crappy third-world cesspools - nobody is going to stand up and say, "Hey, Robert, that thing makes you look like you've got a sinus infection.  Here's five bucks for some disposable razors."

Which explains, I guess, this whole deal:
By the way, Col. Qaddafi -

Maxine Waters would like her clothes back.

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